Wooden Club

The Wooden Club isn't your ordinary, run-of-the-mill combat tool. It requires 1 stick and 4 wood planks of any sort, as long as they match. It deals 7 points of damage (3.5 hearts). It survives 115 proper uses. It has a 100% chance of causing Slowness I for 10 seconds, a 10% chance of causing Weakness I for 15 seconds, and a 0.1% to cause Weakness II for 30 seconds. Slowness and Weakness can happen at the same time.